The big yellow warm creature with the wide light blue tail has come back

I'm afraid when the ground we use to slide and paw across becomes every so o ttooooo often wet and slimy and selling awful and there is this strange beast that goes around eating everything from the floor while making a constant high pitch hissing noise that I have to run and hide myself which is difficult as nothing is any longer in the place I expected to be so I keep banging my head against things that weren't there before and jumping onto something that isn't there either so falling in a very humiliating way so that the only thing that there's for me to do is just walk away waving my rrrreaaaaaaaallly beautiful tail as if nothing had happened at all but he knows all about that so he just come after a while and take me through the air into another place like where I can sit high up so well away from the eating strange beast and look at that green and blue world through something that is there but it isn't there and I am so glad that the warm yellow animal with a light blue big and wide tail has come back again making me so happy that this morning I was up so so very early watching as big bullying Prince who used to be sooo good with me when I was little run like a maaad caaaat around the place still dry hopefully it will still dry this afternoon you never know about these strange creatures that on one minute are so nice to you giving you these softly softly places where we can sleep although I never liked mine Prince and Ilu use it but I don't I like very much that place which is so full of stuff to hide and climb onto and hang from and play with where I sleep in a strange long space and dark where I can see the front wall that moves to let my Pablo in and out and where I went through when I was little and there was this other strange thing with yellow hair that tried to paw me and I screamed and screamed and ran away anyway this place I sleep now is just much better than the soft thing he gave me and my companions use instead of me and you know what he said that he was mnded to give us an identity tag an identity tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can you imagine that??????????? where is this world of us happy flurry felines going when we cannot even walk without finding the groundet and slippery and mucky and the creatures hissing at us when we paw into the litter as we're suppose to do and my creature is now snooping into my email can you believe me he said that something called the gubernmen has asked him to do so that he doesn't like to do it but that you never know what I may be up he said that I may go out and blow up that funny kurtin that is all above us all the time and changes it colour every so often and becomes very dark so many times that I cannot remember anymore an now I'm out of purrr...