The funny animal who lives with me, the one I've talking about, said the other day that I looked like a big pair of ears with a cat hanging from them... Calling me names!!!!!!! His ears are quite ridiculous, flat, and pink...PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mine are beautiful, long, elegant, furry, soft... Miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he protects me when bad bad bad Prince comes and push me out of the way and eats all my food..... He says something like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... What is a cat, do you know? and always rescues me when I get into difficulty climbing into these ropes he calls kurtins and waadroov... what is waa? and droov? Sometimes I look into that flat animal that miauws and grunts but never plays back, its skin changes all the time, sometimes with bright colours and sharp sounds like that day when that terrifying beast Grrrrrrooooochmmmbllll came and the ground moved under my paws and I was so scared that I slept all night under Pablo's (my thing has a name) cot and he says something like wwwaaaaaaaaaaa... ??????????????
His shoulders are comfortable to walk on... especially when I clean my claws on them... He also catches flies for me, sometimes... And he always bring my fooood to me, wherever I may be... I like getting into his tent when the grey and cold beast that is everywhere comes... So, you see, my Thing has his uses after all... And I like licking and biting his silly stupid looking paws... And anyway I wonder how he would taste in my plate?
Did I mention about his ears?
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