I am a grown up now!

Why does he think I am still a kitten? He treats me like that all the time. This morning I was comfortably sitting on my black tent, the one I played with so much when I was little, and he came and drop a toy yellow mouse, which, to be frank, looks more like a bee than a mouse - aaaaarrgggghhh!!!!!!!!! - and waited for me to play with it. Could you imagine that? So, I just stay there doing nothing, giving him one of those looks, you know the ones I mean. And when he wasn't looking, me stretched myself out and touched it with the tip of my paws...

Public transport

Pablo, my human, is such a good means of public transport! It feels great to travel on his shoulders from room to room, I can steer him by applying pressure on his shoulder blades indicating where I want to go, and when my destination has been reached, I can make him stop by putting my claws on his neck, and then he extends one of his ridiculous long paws down so I can safely climb down to, usually, the food he has put out for me. Where else can you get such a good public transport service?

Many mouses...

Many mouses have passed since my last blog. I have asked so many times my funny two legged friend to write it on my behalf, but he has totally ignored me...

The life for a female cat is not that good, isn't it? You get ravished by big tom cats with missing ears as soon as you go out, and then ignored when you got back home. I use to sit on his rather comfortable lap and manicure my claws on his legs when I was little, but know he is rarely around for me to do that again. Mind you, it is nice to have public transport within the flat, as I go from one room to the other on his shoulders and then I get my food delivered specially by him.

By the way, if you have wondered why this blog is not pink with flowers and things like that, that is because I am not, and not ever, a pinky cat. In fact, my favourite past time is to provoke him to a fight, and he always obliges, and he gets the worst of it after I have scratched his strange paws with my razor sharp claws...

The big yellow warm creature with the wide light blue tail has come back

I'm afraid when the ground we use to slide and paw across becomes every so o ttooooo often wet and slimy and selling awful and there is this strange beast that goes around eating everything from the floor while making a constant high pitch hissing noise that I have to run and hide myself which is difficult as nothing is any longer in the place I expected to be so I keep banging my head against things that weren't there before and jumping onto something that isn't there either so falling in a very humiliating way so that the only thing that there's for me to do is just walk away waving my rrrreaaaaaaaallly beautiful tail as if nothing had happened at all but he knows all about that so he just come after a while and take me through the air into another place like where I can sit high up so well away from the eating strange beast and look at that green and blue world through something that is there but it isn't there and I am so glad that the warm yellow animal with a light blue big and wide tail has come back again making me so happy that this morning I was up so so very early watching as big bullying Prince who used to be sooo good with me when I was little run like a maaad caaaat around the place still dry hopefully it will still dry this afternoon you never know about these strange creatures that on one minute are so nice to you giving you these softly softly places where we can sleep although I never liked mine Prince and Ilu use it but I don't I like very much that place which is so full of stuff to hide and climb onto and hang from and play with where I sleep in a strange long space and dark where I can see the front wall that moves to let my Pablo in and out and where I went through when I was little and there was this other strange thing with yellow hair that tried to paw me and I screamed and screamed and ran away anyway this place I sleep now is just much better than the soft thing he gave me and my companions use instead of me and you know what he said that he was mnded to give us an identity tag an identity tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can you imagine that??????????? where is this world of us happy flurry felines going when we cannot even walk without finding the groundet and slippery and mucky and the creatures hissing at us when we paw into the litter as we're suppose to do and my creature is now snooping into my email can you believe me he said that something called the gubernmen has asked him to do so that he doesn't like to do it but that you never know what I may be up he said that I may go out and blow up that funny kurtin that is all above us all the time and changes it colour every so often and becomes very dark so many times that I cannot remember anymore an now I'm out of purrr...

Uses of a two legged thing

The funny animal who lives with me, the one I've talking about, said the other day that I looked like a big pair of ears with a cat hanging from them... Calling me names!!!!!!! His ears are quite ridiculous, flat, and pink...PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mine are beautiful, long, elegant, furry, soft... Miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he protects me when bad bad bad Prince comes and push me out of the way and eats all my food..... He says something like baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... What is a cat, do you know? and always rescues me when I get into difficulty climbing into these ropes he calls kurtins and waadroov... what is waa? and droov? Sometimes I look into that flat animal that miauws and grunts but never plays back, its skin changes all the time, sometimes with bright colours and sharp sounds like that day when that terrifying beast Grrrrrrooooochmmmbllll came and the ground moved under my paws and I was so scared that I slept all night under Pablo's (my thing has a name) cot and he says something like wwwaaaaaaaaaaa... ??????????????

His shoulders are comfortable to walk on... especially when I clean my claws on them... He also catches flies for me, sometimes... And he always bring my fooood to me, wherever I may be... I like getting into his tent when the grey and cold beast that is everywhere comes... So, you see, my Thing has his uses after all... And I like licking and biting his silly stupid looking paws... And anyway I wonder how he would taste in my plate?

Did I mention about his ears?

Oh Atticus!

Really, I'm nice, but I like getting what I like, always. Ar' you game? L

(Comment from Pablo) She is a complete coward.

Oh, the things he says! I'm little, I'm not a big cat who has to change his fur every day (and getting all wet, aaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!) and cannot even walk properly... he looks so ungainly trying to make it on 2 legs only... and he has no tail, not like mine, at least, although he thinks that I look a bit like a snow leopard! I haven't seen one, have you? but Pablo has seen them, and he showed them to me, they look so funny as they are really small and glossy and flat, how can I look like that? He's mad, like that funny thing you mentioned that yelps and sulks under cover.

Grrrrrrooooochmmmbllll,

the terrifying beast from the entrails of the land, deep down underneath my paws, didn't come back last night, or early this morning. I was so relieved! I hope the demon will not return.